Wanted: Stable, moderately wealthy male between the ages of 22 and 30 with dark hair, light eyes, a talent for some art medium, and the unwavering desire to do the following things: fold my laundry, rub my back, stay out of my kitchen, and never ever put salt on the food I cook (without at least trying it first). Now accepting applications.
OH MY GOD so I just got a phone call from a number I didn’t recognize so I let it go to voicemail (I mean come on it’s almost 10pm here) and this is the voicemail:
"Hey it’s ******** I’m at the border crossing here, I need another half ounce, uh… I’ve got $80 and I want FIFTEEN GRAMS FOR EIGHTY BUCKS. Don’t call this number back. I’ll try to call you back in a bit. Bye."
SOMEONE THINKS I’M THEIR DRUG DEALER LOL